Hey, look at me, I’m finger dancing

In the category of “Huh?” I submit to you the Finger Dance Alarm Clock. So, you’ve been out the night before. You’re very tired from whatever you’ve been doing. Playing video games with your pals. Drinking enough soda to sugar coat a yak. Anyway, the morning rolls around and your Finger Dance Alarm Clock starts wailing away.

You can’t simply hit the snooze button…nooooo. In the mode of Dance Dance Revolution, your fingers have to match the lit tiny dance panels to earn your extra sleep. I had an alarm clock that crowed. It was obtrusive enough to get me consistently out of bed (i.e., annoying). For around 16 bucks, I assume the Finger Dance Alarm Clock will do the same.

I can see giving one of these to the kids on Christmas. I imagine their beaming little faces looking up at me and saying, “Daddy, why doesn’t Santa like me?”

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