I live in suburbia, in a nice neighborhood, I have never smoked, I have never been within 10000 miles of where anyone is called a “Hillbilly”, I know how to use condoms, and have refused to have sex with more than one woman because the lack of a condom at the time, the children I know are mine are all to the same mother, one possible is to an old friend who was having trouble conceiving with her husband (yes her husband knew and handed me her suitcase for the weekend), and finally, get some experience yourself when it comes to parenting. It is interesting that the biggest experts in the parenting field are always the teenagers who have never had to babysit, let alone had any chance of any real parenting.

So go jerk off in a corner… as you are wiping up your mess, remember that it is the closest thing to being a parent you will get.

The sad thing is that in many places around the world, you can not leave your children play with the other children in the neighborhood, instead families are so small that there are few children in most neighborhoods, and there are plenty of old women who call the police as soon as a child sets foot outside your gate. This leaves families trapped inside unless the parents are already independently wealthy.

So backhanded insinuations that someone is not spending enough time with his/her children is a pathetic attack akin to that of a hormonal 12 year old teenage girl.