NSFW Princess Bitch (Peach) Statue

Despite what we all know of Princess Peach, this NSFW sculpture will none-the-less blow your minds away. This new dirty Princess Peach figurine from Entertainment Earth will give you a shocking new image of the annoyingly hated Princess that we all knew. What a precious moment this statue will entail, Princess Peach sitting on a giant mushroom with a face kissing her privates — shouldn’t Mario have first dibs?

And now an unusually absurd product description:

  • Sexy PVC statue with… a mushroom!
  • Well-endowed princess with high heels and a great personality!
  • Save the princess in your hands!
  • A coy look and a pose that defines subtlety!

The Princess Bitch figure is available for pre-order for $120 at Entertainment Earth for those who are interested. The 1:7 scale figure measures over 5.5 inches tall and may be a huge distraction at your office.

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