Pokémon is Considered A Way For Kids To Worship the Devil

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Pokémon is considered the gateway to the devil’s doorstep by a church evangelist. The evangelist preached in his sermon that Pokémon will teach kids to kill each other with dark forces and fans of the series will not go to heaven but straight to hell from the teachings of Pokémon.

The video is kind of old so this was probably taken during the height of Pokémon in the late 90′s. You know I would never thought about it that way until after I saw his sermon. Also, this reminded me of that South Park episode where they were addicted to ‘chipokemon’, so I did chuckled throughout the video.


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136 Responses to “Pokémon is Considered A Way For Kids To Worship the Devil”
  1. BlukoDiMayo says:

    How is this thing even possible? How? God, I ask thee, please partaketh of my question, savor it's delicacies for it is a tough one.

    • Jack says:

      He can't here you, he's too busy trying to catch Zapdos

      • Guy says:

        He probably calls Pokemon the devil because he can't figure out how to beat the game. He cries into his pillow every night, whining about how he can't beat the Elite 4.

        • tony says:

          i remeber being like that when i was 8 XD

        • Unown says:

          You total imbecile how dare you insult our father the lord the one who created you and gave you life the one who protects you from satans evil grasp also supplies you with everything you need and you still try to belittle him.

          Im pity you and may our lord help you but to conclude this comment pokemon is not a creation of the weakling satan it is either a coincidence or has nothing to do with.

          None of GODS creations are evil he just looks down on pokemon as any other entertainment show on television he thinks a simple creation i allowed man to create and i am against satanism and may our father protect us

      • Jay says:

        HAHAHA!!!

    • Gypsy Josh says:

      There is only one God; Arceus.

  2. Nanovor Game says:

    wait…I thought Pokemon WAS the devil.

  3. Brooke says:

    This guy is saying that pokemon, video games, the media, and music these days is warping the minds of children and causes violence. Well, this guy is warping the minds of adults and children through retarded preaching and mind game techniques and brainwashing the public. Extremist Christianity (or any religion for that matter) like this guy is more violent than any other violence "caused" by media today. People like this guy are absolute idiots and the most hypocritical ignorant assholes in the world. I loved pokemon as a kid and I did NOT turn out to be some devil worshipping serial killer, nor was I ever violent in school due to pokemon. Reality check idiot: God doesn't exist, so stop preaching a lie and brainwashing everyone.

    • SONOFGODONLY says:

      Well how can u justfy that god not real we dont use Preaching to control we telling u theres no other way to get heaven but through jesus christs and the dude that made pokemon worship the devil so pokemon u loveing it could be the reason u dont belive in god but the only way to no if he real or not try it for yourself TALK TO HIM AND BELIVE AND IF DONT WORK I WAS WRONG WITCH I KNOW IM NOT!!!!! TRY IT

      • Fray says:

        Im sorry, but your horrendous grammar and obvious lack of information in the matter is obviously biased towards blindsided news, you religious cow.
        Pokémon are sentient beings, and are not forced into fighting, but use it as a fun sport, as one would with boxing or the martial arts. Just because it involves evolution does not make it Antichrist. Things do, in fact, change as the world changes in order for life to survive. Pokémon evolve to ‘grow up’ as of child to teen to man. Simple enough for you to digest, or are your ignorant Christian beliefs starting to lose ya?
        I love Pokémon, I’ve been playing the game since I was three. How can you possibly attribute that to my behavior? Well, instead of dogfighting like all you Christians perceive that we turn out to be, it taught me the importance of friendship and mutual trust. I volunteer for charities and raised hundreds of dollars for Japanese earthquake relief BY MYSELF, with my morals sculpted by Pokémon. Boo hoo, your logic is faltering.
        And, there is no possible way Pokémon could be occult or Satanist. It was started by two kids who liked bug-catching.
        BUG CATCHING.
        NOT DOG FIGHTS.
        The elemental forms of Pokémon are based off of how a creature adapts to its surrounding. Fire-type= found at a volcano, ect.
        Next time you shit religion as an excuse, remember how religion is essentially suicide to logical reasoning (and grammar, obviously.) as you have proved.
        Good day to you.

  4. Karusune says:

    This made me laugh. I saw this some time ago and just thought to myself "I wonder if those that condemn everyone to hell are the ones that will be there…"

    :/

  5. Andrew says:

    There is no killing in Pokemon, so that can't be why kids kill people. Perhaps it has something to do with the Right making it easier an easier to own guns.

    • Charlie says:

      Wait, kids kill people? Where?

      • john mcdoe says:

        Let's see: Palestine (arab children armed to the teeth), Africa (rebel children armed to the teeth), US (gang members armed to the teeth), East Asia … you get the idea

        • Jason says:

          Those are the least likely people to be playing Pokemon games

        • Max says:

          You think gang members get their guns legally? You think that if all the evil "right-wingers" were thrown out of office and guns were banned that gang members and those wishing to do others harm would be unable to acquire weaponry? Please…those who want to use their guns for evil, more often then not, acquire them on the streets, ILLEGALLY. Banning guns will take said weapons out of the hands of those most unlikely to use them unlawfully, leaving said people at the mercy of those who will get their guns regardless.

          • R says:

            I take it you've never visited Europe.

            Most European countries have strict firearms legislation and far fewer gun-related incidents than in the US.

            • Max says:

              …have you ever taken a statistics class? Are you that "correlation does not equal causation"? If we're just going to cite differences and then assume they are causes, why not attribute Europe's lower gun crime rate to any old thing you'd like? Gun crime, and crime in general for that matter, is far too complex to claim that, "Looky! We slapped a legislative bandaid on the problem and solved it!" Whatever the reasons for Europe's lower gun-crime rate, I guarantee you they cannot be attributed, at all or in large part at any rate, to stricter gun control laws.

    • Cory says:

      I dont know where you live but rights have nothing to do with how easy it is to own guns. Murderers and rapists and gangs dont buy their guns from stores, they buy them off the street from illegaly imported guns from russia and other countries. If people didnt kill each other with guns they would do it with sticks, human nature is to kill even though most civalized people cant kill it is in their DNA to kill. Guns dont kill people, people do. This pastor is worked up over pokemon because that is the christian way is to control people. To control what people can and cant do is the main goal of main stream religion, granted there are good ones out there but the majority get off on the control and popularity. Did you know the christian churchs are responsible for millions of deaths over the last 20 centuries…. The Crusades killed hundreds of thousand muslims and christians for occupying a holy city. The religous wars of paris were responsible for thousands of deaths every couple of months. People will kill to tell other people what to do you see, The bible even tells of how Moses himself killed men women and children so that his people could inhabit (steal) back their home land (John 6:21) Its only ok to murder steal and lie if you work for the church people.

  6. Mwahaha says:

    Oh i thought only Muslims banned it and condemned it. and the number one reason for doing that is because it supports darwin's theory of evolution !! and also because it contains some symbols similar to the symbols used by the zionists and masons
    http://www.cesnur.org/2004/pokemon_01.htm

  7. Blinker says:

    Wow he makes Pokemon sound like a good thing…

  8. daisychick says:

    Will religious people stop using heaven to blackmail people? If you do what we say then you will go to heaven and if not, you'll go to hell. Why are people given them so much power? So everyone who are charitable are really selfish bastards who want to go into heaven?

    Well, I declare that anyone who listen to stupid people who put this and that power over your life will not go into heaven. I will fight their stupidity with my squirtle pet!

  9. Golux says:

    Yet another Evangelist Preacher creating a bogeyman to freak the flock. Serving as a channel of hate making this guy a channel for the devil. Many a sermon has proved to be a gateway for evil by inciting violence against the unbeliever. Had to listen to one talking out of his ass about walking down the streets of San Francisco and getting the "Googley Eye" (pre Google btw). What his maunderings told me was that he was a latent gay who needed to come out of the closet.

  10. Lucifer says:

    Pikachu, I command you to spill the blood of my enemies!

  11. Marcel says:

    1. The creator of this video doctored the end of the video to put words in the mouth of the preacher.

    2. Stop being clueless about the Spiritual significance of these cartoons.

    3. Everything he said is 110% correct.

    • Dillan says:

      You're as retarded as you are bad at precentages.

      …oh, and a fuckin' Charizard is going to eat your soul and have a blood orgy on your grave. That's what you get for being a troll, a demon pokemon attack.

      PSYCHICS AND GHOSTS AND DRAGONS, OH MY!

    • anonymous says:

      This person, "Marcel" is a prime example of someone who is completely brainwashed. This guy is one of those who really "cannot be saved" lol.

      • Invisible_Jester25 says:

        Aww, how cute! The Evangelical Marcel thinks she can make us believe her hocus pocus! Isn’t that just so adorable that you want to vomit?

    • Anon says:

      Successful troll is successful

  12. rusgesig says:

    Ugh, who cares.. what is this 1998?

  13. Blogger Den says:

    I wish the churches would shutup already and let kids be kids

  14. Dillan says:

    Fuck YEAH!

    I'm so rocking silver addition, right now, just because of this.

    GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

  15. Phil says:

    Yeah right.. "little johhny is going to HELL! But send us $50.00 and we'll save their souls!" Damn evangelist con artists, they should all be investigated and yanked off the air.

  16. Lillian says:

    He knows alot about Satan's inner thoughts, doesn't he? I wonder…

  17. kroon78 says:

    Seriously, that little guy is not devil worshipping. Listening to these quack jobs is the real devil worship.

  18. Jonno says:

    Atheists are better thane Christians. Atheists are good becasue they want to be, Christians are only good because they're frightened of going to hell.

    • Apparently not as go says:

      With generalizations such as those, Christians must be better spellers than Atheists.

    • Dimond says:

      dude we are not scared into it, yet i am very sorry for people that might have been to a church that has done that to them because that is not the way it is.

    • sciencekid says:

      please understand that atheists and christians are both part of the modern human race as long as something does not compel you to hurt people for your beleives or lack there of religious status mostly does not matter moral wise. jonno the fact that you beleive every christian is kind just to keep them out of hell is very close-minded, also note that i am an atheist. if you are a just a troll then don't make out christianity as bad and misrepresent non-religious people for lols. as a final note i am 11 years old

  19. fish says:

    pikachu is going directly to hell

  20. chicken says:

    what the fuck is this moron talking about?

  21. fred says:

    Like religion never led to anyone killing anyone else…

  22. tommie says:

    Haha he says "They're so into this make believe world that they can't distinguish between fantasy and real (trying to say reality)" then abruptly changes the subject. Haha maybe he realized he's preaching about a fantasy, make believe world.

  23. DRQXX says:

    First off let me start by saying F*CK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU ROAD IN ON!!!

    I am appalled that I share OXYGEN with your stupid A*S. Please DIE ASAP and Go to the O so sacred place you call heaven. HUGS AND KISSES all around -Dr QXX

  24. Max Kueng says:

    I like the "Don't think!" part.

  25. john says:

    this guys a faggot

  26. Chris says:

    Uh, any chance you might consider linking to Everything is Terrible, the blog where you originally saw the video? RUDE. Here, I'll do it for you:

    http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/12/pocke

  27. wowseriously says:

    Ya, because im sure a kid has money for a 45

    • Jack says:

      They steal it, using the sorcery and the demonic powers Pokemon taught them, those little hellions! Which makes you wonder, if we can learn demonic powers from Pokemon, why would we even need a 45 to kill our friends? Shouldn't these little satanic children be using Fire Blast or Thunderbolt or something? You probably have to catch them all to do that…

  28. Scott says:

    I'm having a flashback to many, many years ago when a different moral issue appeared with Pokémon (specifically: the trading card game was teaching kids to gamble). Nothing to see here, folks.

  29. Franky J says:

    I love how he actually thinks kids will shoot someone and think they're coming back to life. There isn't any murder that's happened like that. NONE. Little kids aren't retarded, just your congregation is retarded.

  30. Dimond says:

    Look this guy has it all messed up and I don't think that pokemon cards are a bad thing. For me they were fun to play with and to trade.

    I have to say this, Christianity is not a religion, the reason that we do good is because when you become a christian there is the holy spirit that comes from God that gives you the desire to do good and to life a holy life. And it is fake that Christians do only good or the do the things that God says to do like a check list because we are scared to go to hell. That is religion. And religion is a load of bull. And there is a God and He is the only way to heaven.

    • Jerred says:

      Wait, wait, wait, did you just say christianity isn't a religion? Really? Then what is it? A cult? A fan club? An RPG? Dude, just because it is a religion doesn't mean it's bad. Religion's fine. It's promoting ignorance and trying to force it on the unwilling that people don't like. There are plenty of cool christans out there, and they're religious, but nice. Buddhism's a religion, and come on, who but the Chinese really hates them?

      • GottaKetchupAll says:

        Who told you Chinese hated Buddhists? I guess the only reason there are so many Buddhist temples and shrines in China is because they need a place to gather and burn Buddhists?

        • Jerred says:

          It was a joke, because of the treatment of Buddhist monks from Tibet. That whole comment was practicully dripping with sarcasm, so chillax. You know what I mean. Religion isn't a bad thing. Sure, it's kinda stupid if you look at what they believe, but plenty of people just keep their views to themselves, because they know we're here burning them online.

          This guy on this video is an exception. He's an asshole, and his religion is to blame. Is that better?

          • Dimond says:

            but religion and Christianity are two different things, Religion is a man made path to try to get into heaven and Christianity Gods path to us humans on earth so that he can save us from eternal damnation.

            • Tank18 says:

              Doesn't seem to be working so far…

              I'm an atheist and I do good because I'm a good person. I don't care what is in the "after life", I just live the life I have now and that's enough for me.

              • bailey says:

                im not going to preach at you like that asshole and i personly love pokemon

                and if all the atheist [or christians] in the world had that mind set this world would be a better place but my point out of all of this is if thats realy the way you live some one like you deserves to go to heaven and even if it seems illogicle it couldnt hurt to beleave so just keep your mind open to christianity

              • Dimond says:

                but don't you ever think that there is more to life then just living it and being a good person, and to actually have the creator of the universe, as we call him, to love you as his own son (or daughter)?

                • Dimond says:

                  the last comment was to tank18

                • Invisible_Jester25 says:

                  No he doesn't, because he is an atheist and does not believe in a higher power, creator of the universe, god, or spiritual being. Being an atheist means just that – living life for the here and now with the belief that it is the only life one has and therefore it should be lived in a moral way, and not living it just to appease a higher power. That might seem hard for someone who is religious/spiritual to understand, but it's just a different way of looking at the world and of leading one's life – which is, in reality, what all beliefs, religions, and spiritualities fundamentally are.

                • Bill says:

                  Nope, I never think that. You live, you embrace your existential loneliness like an adult, you try to get along with others as best you can, try to improve the world somewhat, and then you die. All structure and organization in life is simply a construct of society. Deal with it.

            • John says:

              So it's based entirely on what you consider credible? Religion is what ever you think isn't real? I'm a Christan man, and I still find that incredibly offensive and ignorant of you. How dare you use religion to condemn others. That's exactly why all of these people online dislike us Christans so much.

              And I love Pokemon, btw.

              • Dimond says:

                I am not trying to condem you. Here go to jesushatesreligion.com.

              • Invisible_Jester25 says:

                John, I'm not even Christian, and that offends me too. It's not just rude to say that religion's whatever you don't believe in, it's blasphemous. Granted, I'm a bit more tolerant on what is considered "blasphemy" when it comes to (any) religion, but you're completely right – it IS ignorant to use religion to condemn. People like this give the good, true Christians like you a horrible name.

                Seriously, Pokemon teaches *much* better lessons in friendship and caring for others than that Evangelical moron ever could. Christianity was NEVER about hatred, it was about love and acceptance. If he even is a Christian (regardless of sect/denomination), then how dare he use such a holy figure as Jesus Christ, who sacrificed Himself out of acceptance and love for all people and things, to attack those who simply enjoy a game and aren't even hurting people? That's not Christianity – that's hatred and Witch-Hunting.

        • Sven says:

          Christianity is actually not a religion, it is a belief. There are religions that follow the christian beliefs, such as Catholic, Baptist, Methodist, etc.

  31. name? says:

    he's making us look stupid! (facepalm) although if you play the song 'gotta catch em all' backwards it says 'i love satan' and its true that the devil uses media as a tool for his will. Saying that, doesn't make pokemon evil, it was a great game on gameboy back in the day and the anime was pretty fun. its only the dubbed version that has the backwards lyrics anyway

  32. SadistiX says:

    I played Pokemon for years but I'm still a loser who can't beat up bullies T_T someone pls teach me how to use my spells!

  33. Hipocrates says:

    Christians love to attack videogames for the 'respawn' mentality saying that children think that people who die will just come back to life later on, but they always fail to mention that religion has been spouting that idea for thousands of years. Greek, Norse, and Egyption mythology all depict heroes crossing into the realm of the dead seeking advice from those that have passed or bringing them back to the realm of the living, and Jesus Christ rose from the dead as well. Most of Christian control is based on the idea of "living after death" in either heaven or hell, so maybe they should look at themselves before they criticize videogame designers for using a theme in their work probably inspired by the same fools preaching against them.

    • Kumo says:

      Well, the Pokemon don't die. They just faint. lol

      • Invisible_Jester25 says:

        And then they're taken by their trainers to a Pokemon center to HEAL. This game is clearly teaching kids how to take care of an animal when it's sick and hurt. I can't understand how anyone can misconstrue healing an injured (fictional) animal that is in your care as a pet as something evil simply because the Pokemon are 'respawing' in a way. It's more or less teaching kids to care about creatures in their possession.

        Though there is a Pokemon graveyard in Lavender Town in the first generation games (Red, Blue, and Yellow, plus Green in Japan; also mentioned in Gold, Silver, and Crystal at the end of the game when the player can go back to the same towns as Red/Blue/Yellow. Also revisited in FireRed and LeafGreen, the remakes of Red and Green, and I think in HeartGold and SoulSilver, too, which are remakes of Gold and Silver), and it is mentioned that Pokemon can die, but they DO NOT come back to life. There's also the Pokemon necropolis/graveyard area you can reach in Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald. If any one of these Evangelical idiots ever bothered to actually play the games, they'd realize that there's absolutely nothing in them about Pokemon 'respawning' after 'dying', that they DO NOT die in battle, that no Pokemon belonging to the player die in-game, and that when Pokemon in the game's world DO actually die, they stay dead and are buried in a graveyard just like people are, mimicking pet cemetaries in real life. Everything about the games is pretty much mimicked in real life, just without the 'animals with special powers' aspect. Pets, competition, games, friends, travel, death, birth, and yes, even religion (look at the myths surrounding the Legendary Pokemon, and also Arceus, which is the god of the Pokemon universe). It's a strategy game, pure and simple, and that's all – and it's totally innocent.

        Sorry, Kumo, didn't mean to go into a diatribe there – I just had to add some information to your post. A lot of information to your post. Not that your post isn't already a good post, LOL. XD

  34. Kunio says:

    Those kids that John McDoe mentioned. They were driven mad by the bootleg Pokemon games and it's only because their parents were too poor to buy the real thing.

  35. James says:

    After this guy was done talking about pokemon I went out and dug up the gameboy, you have to love these god crazies thinking everything is bad unles it says LOVE GOD, I wonder how the fame would have turned out if people like him made a pokemon CCE for pokemon Cool Christian Entertainment

  36. Qwerty says:

    I’m having a flashback to many, many years ago when a different moral issue appeared with Pokémon (specifically: the trading card game was teaching kids to gamble). Nothing to see here, folks…

  37. nate says:

    don't worry mister! it's just fiction. you know, like jesus and god.

    fucking idiot.

  38. Leah says:

    Wow, childhood flashbacks. My dad used to go on about this kinda stuff. Cause apparently letting your kids wander miles away from the house without supervision is so much better than letting them play with "pocket monsters". Well… he started the same thing with World of Warcraft, Guildwars, the color red, anime, Battle Front, and a few other things. =/ Apparently LoTR is supposed to be a from a Christian view point so its okay. And Red Alert is only teaching you military strategy. =/

    The people who believe that shit change their minds with each new fad, and rarely ever stick with their thoughts on it.

  39. Ash says:

    Pikachu! Use thundershock on that faggot!

  40. Patrick says:

    This is stupid, maybe the reason the kids killed each other was because the parents weren't paying attention to them.

  41. Gypsy Josh says:

    So he is saying that people who watch Pokemon are going to hell and become violent.

    But he is going to heaven because he follows a religion that has a history of genocide?

    http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_p

    Another article made by a Christian trying to preach his bullshit, quite hypocritical. Talking about the dark realm, mysticism, witchcraft. I never thought of Pokemon as witchcraft? Mysticism – Evolution is real so why is that a bad view to teach to kids. Maybe they’d prefer Adamdude and Evazard in the Garden of Eden or 2 God Pokemon Satanchu and Godanite who live in the sky waiting for people to pray to them and Godanites son Jesusaur comes back from the dead to save the world. I think they missed out the word Mythology which is incorporated in Christianity, if they think Pokemon having psychic powers is a bad thing then what do they say about praying to an invisible man? Surely you gotta have psychic powers to do that. Holy shit it’s hypocrisy.

  42. Gypsy Josh says:

    So he is saying that people who watch Pokemon become violent and are going to hell.

    But he is going to heaven because he follows a religion that has a history of genocide?

    • Gypsy Josh says:

      It won't let me type in the link on here but if you type in Pokemon Satanism on google they'll be another Another article made by a Christian trying to preach his bullshit, quite hypocritical. Talking about the dark realm, mysticism, witchcraft. I never thought of Pokemon as witchcraft? Mysticism – Evolution is real so why is that a bad view to teach to kids. Maybe they’d prefer Adamdude and Evazard in the Garden of Eden or 2 God Pokemon Satanchu and Godanite who live in the sky waiting for people to pray to them and Godanites son Jesusaur comes back from the dead to save the world. I think they missed out the word Mythology which is incorporated in Christianity, if they think Pokemon having psychic powers is a bad thing then what do they say about praying to an invisible man? Surely you gotta have psychic powers to do that. Holy shit it’s hypocrisy.

  43. Dan says:

    Well,I was around for the "pokemon craze". It was so popular,that it was even on

    the Rosie O'Donald show. It was a fad, like all fads back then. The problem with god and pokemon is this. Pokemon comes from another society where you are not allowed to keep pets in your religion "Japan". Along with Tamigotchi and Digimon, it is perfectly understandable. Pokemon otherwise was a complete waste of time, and only was a succes since it was a Nintendo game.

    There is nothing wrong with the game, asides people wanting to beat the game like Chess. The only thing wrong with the game, is that after wasting my youth on it, the game battery ran out, and all my pokemon was gone forever. Fook Nintendo for there shitty tatics, of installing cheap batteries, and droping half the fans.

    People ( old people, young people, and all kinds of people ) played the game to death. I feel tears for all the people including myself who brought the game, and knewed it so well. However Pokemon, while not a bad game, is only as aiddictive like chess, poker, crapes, or even Magic the gathering.

    It is only a game, and I was stupid to play that and all of Nintendo's craptacullar junk.

    • Gypsy Josh says:

      "Pokemon otherwise was a complete waste of time, and only was a succes since it was a Nintendo game."

      You do realise pokemon was a game before it was made into a TV series?

    • Invisible_Jester25 says:

      You do realize that game cartridges don't have "batteries", only memory cards? What happened was that your game probably got old, or you caught Missingno. or something, and your save file was corrupted. All you had to do was restart the game…

    • Firestonex says:

      Why did you call pokemon a fad??? It is still out and still just as popular as ever in 2011. Pokemon Black/White is a major hit…

      Pokemon is as much of a fad as Mario games or Kirby.

  44. Brad says:

    Ok, wtf is this crap? I know a few doctors who would consider this guy mentally unstable for any public speaking. If he really things that Pokemon is work of the devil, then he must think Family Guy is the work of the super devil. I'm sorry, but if you believe this nonsence then please just blow yours brains out and quit wasting air, theres people out there that need it more than your stupid ass.

  45. Mark says:

    Ok, first and foremost, I am a Christian. However, I think that Pokemon is just nonsense. If it really was of the Devil, wouldn't demons spawn after you turn on the game or watch the show? Ok, to all of you idiots saying that all Christians are bad, think before you speak (or type, in this case.) I am a Christian and I don't say Pokemon is of the Devil. Not all Christians are the same. As a matter of fact, right now I am rocking Pokemon HeartGold (yes I have an imported copy)

    • Jessie and James says:

      Sadly, people like this Evangelist moron give Christians like you a bad name. I apologize for everyone bashing Christians in general. It's not your fault; it's the Religious Zealots' fault.

  46. That guy says:

    Hahahaha what a douche! Seriously, these kind of people need to go get a life and stop blaming everything that's bad on something innocent.

  47. GOREslinger says:

    omg that's fucking funny… christians are running out of things to cry about.

  48. jim says:

    Do you honestly beleive what you are saying or is this a joke? Practically anything can be made to look as though it is satanic. With enough time I could easily make 80% of childrens shows/toys seems as though the were created by the devil. Example: Spongebob- He is always happy therefore homosexual, homosexuality is a sin therefore spongebob is created by the devil and satanic. In reality spongebob is a talking peice of sponge that lives in the sea and chooses to live life as life should be lived, with happiness and without anger. Pokemin is a game/tv show/toy it is no more evil/satanic than the clothes u wear and the air you breathe. I hope that cleared this up for some people. Have a good day! (If you have unsults against my grammar and spelling i am 14, so i honestly don't care)

    • Firestonex says:

      My cloths are evil! That's why I don't where any. Wait… Is not wearing cloths a sin also? I might be screwed either way. I don't even want to think about the evil air I am breathing.

  49. Insidetheball says:

    Pretty sure that every person in there is just thinking "Somebody has been watching to many supernatural movies" and every kid is just playing they're Red and Blue and Yellow trying to defeat the E4 not caring the bit about the retard crap thats coming out of his mouth.

  50. Tracie says:

    ….. So I guess the creation of a God Pokemon isn't going to make this guy too happy….

    God forgive me for having Blastoise use Hydro Pump against Pikachu. he asked for it.

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