Serious Sam publisher press release mocks Origin’s service

Serious Sam 3: BFE publisher Devolver Digital has mocked EA over its digital service, Origin, sending out a press release revealing that BFE will come to Steam instead.

While we still official explanation from the disappearing EA games on Steam, Devolver Digital has sided with Steam according to some of the obvious comments from the press release which can be found below.

“I think we could have revolutionized how I make a shitload of money,” said CFO Fork Parker. “But the reality is Steam is an amazing digital platform. That’s where we want to distribute our top-tier titles like Serious Sam 3: BFE to generate the kind of revenue it takes to buy things like velvet-covered jet skis. Holy crap, did I just invent those?

“I guess consumers could also sign-up for EA’s Origin service if they are into 10-year-old train simulators. But you can be sure those sons of bitches will never deliver in-game nachos.”

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