Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser Help You Become a Better Gamer
March 22, 2009 by srfto
Xtensor’s Game Hand Exerciser claims using this product will make your reaction-times much quicker, and will mean no cramping hands after all-night fragging sessions. This is what Xtensor states on Thinkgeek:
You’ve got the greatest gaming rig out there. You’ve spent a lot of money on it – now it’s a monolithic liquid-nitrogen-cooled monstrosity capable of pumping out smoother 3D video than real-life. Your pointing device is sensitive to a billion dpi, and your keyboard has a customized throw-distance tuned exactly to your finger length. After all this effort, you still get pwned by n00bs.
What’s the problem? Your rig may be awesome, and your brain may be sharp and quick, but if your body doesn’t respond to your brain’s commands correctly, you may as well be playing with mittens on. You need physical conditioning, Daniel-san, and there’ll be no wax-on-wax-off, no sand-o-floor, no paint fence.
Basically, Xtensor say you can have the best computer system in the world, with the skills to go along with it, but your frail little cramped up hands will make you suck in any online multiplayer games (expecially fps). Unless you use this product to strengthen those puny muscles you have in your hands you will forever be pwned by noobs.
It might work or it might now, I don’t know really know, but I have seen really good gamers with frail little hands who still pwn. This product probably helps your arthritis or carpel tunnel syndromes, but I doubt it will help your gaming.
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Well if you suck at a game it doesnt have to be your hand being to “slow” or your rig not being top-of the notch… might also be your brains, or not?
My friend has decided to get me one for my birthday and my advancement in Guitar Hero. I’m entering some tournaments soon and this should actually help! XD